2. He’s smart. I’m smarter.
(except at Jeopardy, Family Feud and Wheel of Fortune)
3. He likes to gamble. I don’t play games.
(Bejeweled Blitz and online Scrabble do not count)
4. He’s a-dor-a-ble. I’m a-door-mat.
5. He’s dark. I’m light.
6. He’s a man. I’m a man.
7. He reads Soap Opera Digest. I read the New York Times.
8. He likes an occasional c*cktail. I like an occasional c*ck.
9. He watches WIPEOUT. I watch The American Experience.
10. He makes me laugh. I make him crazy.