Daryl and I had decided one day last summer, when we were both off, to go to the Philadelphia Zoo. We hadn’t been there since our days in elementary school.
As we skipped through the Zoo grounds enjoying lions and tigers and bears, we happened upon an inter-species couple that was kissing in public.
We were OFFENDED.
How could these two think it was okay to express their love in front of us normal folks? It’s just not natural. Next they’ll want to marry or possibly adopt children. We won’t hear of it! Join our program to stop this now. Click here to sign our petition.