In honor of International Women’s Day 2011*, a new shoe by designer Shoo Shoo LaRue was recently announced. The 6-inch (read: actually 4-inch) open-toed heel made its European debut at the now famous “Shoes ‘R Us” in Paris, France last week.
“Pre-orders have been flooding in,” according to Eff Mi Pumpes, noted French fashion trend expert and editor of “Owe” magazine, “however, until LaRue increases the interview process for naked muscle-bound men that are 4 inches tall, they may have huge backlogs well into the summer.”
Word on the street is that the shoes, tentatively titled “Men are Heels,” will surely be the rage in Europe for spring, followed closely by American women this summer. Sue C. Sunshine of New York City’s “Fashion Weekly,” was quoted as stating that “American women LOVE to walk all over men, and what better way than to have two under-foot all day? I just hope that all dog walkers clean up after their pooches on the sidewalks because… well you get the picture.”
Once available, the shoes will retail at $125 in the States and will be available in several man-stomping colors.
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